Got Guys? Then you definitely need at least a couple of Jonny Glow the Toilet Locaters! - uniquely designed to "help you see where you are going" in the middle of the night. Where was this when mine were little!
After choosing your quote, stuff your pillow cover with some cardboard to keep the marker from bleeding through and to keep the fabric stretched out smooth. Use a pencil to stencil your quote onto the pillow cover.