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I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

Why can't I have this already?

A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

She eats takeout on china and serves champagne with pizza.

"She eats takeout on china and serves champagne with pizza" - it may sound silly, but I think it’s important to remind yourself that you don’t always have to save your best for special occasions. Why not make everyday special?

may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and, that one day she will call me a bitch in front of holister ...hahahah im dying this is too good

A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

not my kind of quote but it gave me the idea of painting a canvas with a clothesline and gluing clothespin to the "line" - have some good laundry quotes to add ; )

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

Funny Your Ecards Bitch | funny) your ecards :) - June 2012 Birth Club - BabyCenter

(funny) your ecards :)

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

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