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I Bet You've Had Some Situations Like This....

Lord, give me the strength (BluntCards) .I've prayed this small prayer a time or two :)

Hahahahaha!! My family seriously says something every time I see them..."How are you still alive?!"

hahahahahahah my life. OMG this is funny Why is this so funny? This made me laugh haha seriously!

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

omg thats so me! My mom even asked one time why do ppl like you when ur so mean? I said because people do what i say and then laugh. I think i'm magic really lol

It's not that I don't trust you. I just know you're a f**k-up.

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#selfcenteredproblems

Humor) 'I've been blabbering the whole time and I get the feeling you're going to start talking so let me let you go'

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around ...

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

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