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The forbidden comedian of my childhood. George Carlin: Rest in Piece Mother Fucker.

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Apparently when filling out forms, you do not write "Yes, Please!" in the box marked 'Sex.

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A classic piece of poignant comedy by the late, great, George Carlin. He was often a few steps ahead of all of us, in truth, irony and humor.


George Carlin - quote "Tell people there is an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time: George Carlin on Flame-Throwers

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time

Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time: George Carlin on Flame-Throwers


"One you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age.


Comedian Dave Attell @ Chicago Improv of Schaumburg (Schaumburg, IL)

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Louis CK - Women Gone Wild

Women Gone Wild

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I hate when people leave them in the parking spots. Park next to a freakin cart return if you are that lazy.

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A humorous collection of funny and poignant political quotes and jokes by the late comedian George Carlin.

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I literally catch myself misusing the word "literally" literally all the time.

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George Carlin Sez: 01037 Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?