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MOM yes!! @Lorna Riojas Meyer

What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/

The fine art of being right.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

i like raisin cookies......just not as much as chocolate chip

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Has this ever happened to you?  #funny #parenting #tired #moms #dads #phoneshavetoomanyuses #flashlight

Job & Work quote & saying Just Spent 15 Minutes Searching For My Phone In My Car While Using My Phone As A Flashlight The quote Description Just Spent 15 M

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Next time I fall I am saying this

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

Wow this is me

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

LoL

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Yeah, that's true < I read this to my brother and he burst out laughing.

I Literally Laughed Out loud and my teacher asked if there was something that needed to be shared and I told them and a few other people laughed too XD

All my Kids ... they r sooo crazy

But mom what if they kidnapped me they'd bring you back trust me

This is for my bestie Mrs. Stevie Saia the most CLUMSY chick I have ever met in my whole life ;) love you!!! MUAH

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

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