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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

Hmmmm. Define "pro." | I work at Sally's. Trust me, I'm a pro. | hair humor | bad hair | hairdresser | hairstylist | cosmetology

This is what you end up looking like when you listen to the clerk at sallys bahahaha!

Actually, I can, and I often get people's left over Pringles because of this. Please don't change. <3

Funny Flirting Ecard: Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

Haha, exactly! Like I can'y see it my own damn self, lol.

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do. Hahaha

Don't have a boyfriend but my other friends tell me my Bestie and I act like a married couple

This is so true! I really don't try to be a b*tch but some people just bring it out of me!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

Yea, exactly what do I have time for?

Mom humor - lol it's sad but funny because it's so true

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

oh my... so true.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Party Carrots ~ Plastic silverware never looked so cute! Roll your napkin and tie off with two different green colored pipe cleaners

Pregnancy and new parent pet peeves - the things that really make us cross!

Funny Baby Ecard: When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.

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