14 Ways the Elf on the Shelf Might Die...Okay ladies for those of you who actually read the descriptions on these pins...I LOVED this one! We've all been there..Pastoral BURN Out! People leaving church for stupid reasons...and then being defriended on Facebook...deacons resigning via e-mail....staff too....okay SO maybe YOU haven't been there...BUT I have. Plotting and planning something this sinister tickled my funny BONE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!