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There are two things

There are two things in life that as soon as you finish you can't wait to do it again. Sleeping and Sex (:

Play a game

For the stupid ass girls who try to fuck with a bitch woman. We already know your game, we made it. Fuck off.

and I just thought I had a potty mouth...lol

乇mily on

People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy human behavioral studies suggest.

Daaaang...I so love when you tell me this Baby!! Really makes me feel like you want me! :-*:-*:-* Thank You!!!! I Love YOU so much Baby!!!! So much!!!!***

I so love when you tell me this Baby! Really makes me feel like you want me! I Love YOU so much Baby!

as long as it's not too hot out, or too cold,  and, it's a screened in patio so bugs aren't an issue

Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

Ahahaha! Love this shirt <3

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True

"A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude". i am a strong man and proud of it .and yes i love a strong and independent woman nothing like it . there's way too many weak men and not enough strong ones .

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SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

"I thought that's why you try to get me anyway.  So you can study me and stick me with metal and eventually name the collection of my various and sundry issues the Jatatyla Syndrome.  And God help the poor soul who has /that/."

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

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