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'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Why or why do i always forget this until i have been dragged into cleaning up the mess - 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

And here on Pinterest...lol. Is this why I'm stalked so much...cuz I'm missed that much? Awwww...to think...our agreement of no strings attached, no feelings involved would stand...guess not! It's okay though chickee..lol.

Even though you're a lying hypocritical, manipulative, backstabbing & jealous person in real life, it must be fun to pretend that you're loyal, honest & morally superior.

That is what I have been trying to tell everyone.

Elizabeth Taylor Quote, "I Don't Have a Short Temper, I Just have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit". I love this quote !

Chuck's Fun Page 2: E-card humorbwahahaha!! i can think of a couple of people that need this ecard @Megan Parker

Sorry, you are out of refills for your Knowitall prescription. Looks like you're gonna have to shut up.

OMGOSH!! They finally have a word for it!!

Should make Rob smile. Deja Moo -- When You Know You've Experienced This Bullshit Before Apparel by Samuel Sheats on Redbubble. Maybe you've already dreamed of purchasing this shirt. If so, don't fight the cosmos!

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I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. Avoidance is suggested for safety This is me this week!

Indeed!

You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.

Funny and true.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

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