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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.

No, I'm not a fan of Harry Potter.  You'll just have to love me for my wit and charm instead!

This is a REAL THING, people! And not just a movie fan. While it's obviously ok to have watched the movies, you must have read the books as well. Otherwise you have commitment issues and I will not tolerate that.

Alllll the timee.. With the crashes and everything..,.fgmfnjkfhjk

Bead Quotes Funny Jewelry Making Humor "If you ever wanna know what a creative person's mind feels ike, imagine a browser with tabs open. ALL THE TIME"

Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore them and be super happy instead. | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

Always kill them with kindness. It works everytime. Trust me, I've tried it.

Yeah, I admit it, I am violent when it comes to spiders in the house.

I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!" (Man, I hate spiders.

Vacations...

I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics. So true. Excuse me kids while I stand in front of the fan.

haha awesome

e-cards: Sometimes I miss you. Then I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, no, I'm good.

Amen

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.


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