You Are Beautiful
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.
This is a REAL THING, people! And not just a movie fan. While it's obviously ok to have watched the movies, you must have read the books as well. Otherwise you have commitment issues and I will not tolerate that.
from The Next Great Adventure
Stuff To Do
Bead Quotes Funny Jewelry Making Humor "If you ever wanna know what a creative person's mind feels ike, imagine a browser with tabs open. ALL THE TIME"
I need a nap. Or booze. Can't decide which.Booze first then nap
Is The Best
Always kill them with kindness. It works everytime. Trust me, I've tried it.
One And Only
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!" (Man, I hate spiders.
Something To Remember
I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics. So true. Excuse me kids while I stand in front of the fan.
I Miss You
Sums It Up
e-cards: Sometimes I miss you. Then I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, no, I'm good.
Haha So True
I Hate People
So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.
I Am Done
Describes this weekend perfectly