Yvonne the sheep

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A while ago I met Yvonne the sheep. She's been telling me about her adventures and I thought they were entertaining enough to draw.

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Where is the option to select Polyamory?

Relationship Status #2 : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Relationship Status #2 - this cartoon first published 8 Feb 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

How can you run into the back of someone when you have the entire sky?!.

Fog : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Fog - this cartoon first published 20 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

Fragile and precious gift, or lunch. It's a point of view.

Gone : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Gone - this cartoon first published 23 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

WHY is there a collective noun when they're famously loners? (A rook on its own is a crow and a crow in a group is a rook)

Breach of the peace : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Breach of the peace - this cartoon first published 8 Nov 2020. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

OK, you'll be able to tell *your* great-grandchildren that you watched....

From little acorns : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - From little acorns - this cartoon first published 6 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

Of course we're vegetarian. But everyone knows that fish doesn't count. Or white meat. Or bacon.

Breach of the peace : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Breach of the peace - this cartoon first published 8 Nov 2020. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

I hope the girls can find shelter from the flying debris and woolpieces

The Gale #1 : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - The Gale #1 - this cartoon first published 23 Feb 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

And if there's a certain twinkle in his eye, just run...

Hygiene : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Hygiene - this cartoon first published 17 Feb 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

Girls only like guys who have great skills. - Napoleon Dynamite

Work-based skills : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Work-based skills - this cartoon first published 13 Feb 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

Have you ever seen a ram with a beard? The goat, now that's a different story.

Shaving : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Shaving - this cartoon first published 10 Feb 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

Another true story.

Insomnia : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Insomnia - this cartoon first published 31 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

A true story.

Grammar : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Grammar - this cartoon first published 27 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

That moment when you snap out of a reverie and see them looking at you expecting an answer.

Friendship : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Friendship - this cartoon first published 26 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

No, I won't put it on your bill, said the barman.

Breach of the peace : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Breach of the peace - this cartoon first published 8 Nov 2020. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

They're all wrong. It's actually 'taters' today, which is one step above 'brass monkeys'. One day I'll write out the whole scale from 'searing' down to 'witches left tit'.

Temperature : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - Temperature - this cartoon first published 18 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.

I think she's the only one who'll be keeping her resolution come December. Or come February come to that.

New Start : Yvonne the sheep, a web cartoon / comic

Comic / cartoon : Yvonne the sheep - New Start - this cartoon first published 12 Jan 2017. This cartoon is disability-friendly.