I have an all black pug, and nice to know that he's just living a regular cause I'm concerned at times -- Pug Shaming. Some of these are hilarious. The "I only know one position" thing must be a pug trait.
Tip-dyed hair. I love dying my hair. The thing I love about this is that I can have long hair and crazy colors. When I get tired of them, I can cut off two inches, and be back to my natural color and still have long hair.