I need this as a sign in my house.

If you marry a creative person. My husband definitely married a creative person, lol.

'Are they twins?' 'No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?''.

Free, Baby Ecard: "Are they twins?" "No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?


Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost it when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is.

What if?

What if my favorite thing to do is nothing? (for real)

:) this would have been a good quote to have when my kids were teenagers... actually now I could say that about myself haha

{Inspiration} Motivational quotes

Funny pictures about You never know what you have. Oh, and cool pics about You never know what you have. Also, You never know what you have photos.

in the yard

How about you?

I hate when people are at your house & ask "do you have a bathroom?" - no, we shit in the yard.


funny quote wine is to women as duct tape is to men it fixes everything. except I'll use duct tape too

Everyone prepare to die…

Everyone prepare to die…

in case of a fire. we’re just gonna have to die.so true :/ can't do spiders

Got me some wine!

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