Things That Make Us Smile

We like our booze with a side of humor!
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two cans of soft drinks sitting on top of a red towel next to the beach
Hoping that everyone is enjoying the holiday today, particularly with a cold one and a view like this! All of our stores are open normal hours for any last-minute needs!
a display in a store filled with lots of bottles of vodka and lemonades
Ok. We can get on board with that thinking, Deep Eddy. Especially on a holiday. 😉
a person pouring wine into a glass
The holiday weekend is officially here, and our wine sampling tables are officially open to help you start it off on the right foot! What will our teams be pouring this weekend? You’ll just have to stop by your local store and see for yourself! Not sure what your local stores sampling hours are? Head to your stores “Store Details Page” on our website or mobile app and scroll down to find out!
”Back to school, back to school, to show daddy I'm not a fool.” It’s #BackToSchool season! While parents are happy that we survived summer break, this time of year also presents its own set of challenges for all those involved - namely, the following headaches (and potential solutions). Remember to reward “your” hard work this year and pour accordingly - our guide is here to help! Teachers - we 💗 you all, and thank you for everything you do.
a man with sunglasses on his head looking at something in front of him and the caption says, when you retalize beverages are not allowed at the summer games
Paris would be fun, but in this case we're happy to be watching from our comfy sofa. 🥂
a sign for total wine and more with the words ready for the summer games to begin
Best Drinks for Summer Games | Total Wine & More
Need to get in game shape? We got you. 💪🍻
Feel free to swap out “wine collection” with beer collection, bar cart… anything, really. 😉😏 Either way, it’s a proud moment. You’ve grown!
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Even Denzel knows what’s up. 😉
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Thinking about changing careers to Meteorologist…. 🤔🍷
two people standing at a counter holding cups
Hot Chocolate Goodies
Every day's a good day for hot chocolate, and Brooke & Justin are here to let you know we've got an amazing selection of extra ingredients to make it an extra tasty adult treat! Irish Whiskey & Cream Liqueurs ✅ Tequila & Vodkas ✅ Peanut Butter Whiskey ✅ Peanut Butter Cream Liqueurs ✅ Chocolate flavored liqueurs ✅
a large white bag sitting on top of a counter in a store next to stacks of boxes
Happy Dad Hard Seltzer
So much flavor, they had to find a bigger can! 😉 We might be joking about the can but Happy Dad flavors are no joke - Watermelon, Lemon Lime, Fruit Punch, Banana, Raspberry and their collab with Death Row Records on Grape! At only 100 calories a can, it’ll stay in line with any New Years resolutions you might have.
a yeti cup sitting on top of a green field next to an orange ball
YETI Colster
Nothing goes hand-in-hand quite like golf and YETI Colsters. ⛳️
two boxes of simply spiced peach sitting on a counter
Simply Spiked Peach 🍑
Last summers biggest craze is back with new, peachier flavors! 🍑 Meet the new Simply Spiked Peach Variety Pack.
the tweet is posted to someone on their twitter account, and it looks like they're laughing
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HOT REAL ESTATE TIP 🔥
there is a wine glass with a picture of a woman on it
National Mean Girls Day
On October 3rd... We use our #MeanGirls glasses to pour ourselves a drink! Cheers to movie classics 🥂 #NationalMeanGirlsDay