E. coli body wash available . . .
pillow with added puke or slobber for €85 a night . . . .
Hotel Bronckhorst (Amsterdam, The Netherlands) - Hotel Reviews - TripAdvisor
vomit, diarrhoea it would appear. Not nice on a quilt. . .
Blood, sauce. . . with optional hair particles.
slobber or vomit stains on pillows . .
. . . More p**s ?
. . . blood on the duvet
. . . mandatory gap channel from under-sized bed bases. Of course, essential to form a valley hole for proper sleep. Not !!!
. . . s**t ? Or. . . p**s ? Who knows ?
. . . sheets eaten or corroded by moths and flatulence