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Funny Quotes And Pictures Of The Week – 51 Pics

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do . Minions life's wisdom, Funny Quotes And Pictures Of The Week – 51 Pics

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Crazy Minions

: I'm not crazy. I am special, no wait, maybe I'm crazy. Hold on one second, I have to talk to myself about this.

Story of my life!!

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Ravelry: Unicorn Hat and Diaper Cover Newborn - 12 Months pattern by Briana K Crochet

Ravelry: Unicorn Hat and Diaper Cover Newborn - 12 Months pattern by Briana K Crochet. - My baby can be a unicorn, too.

its too true!!

It's faster than opening Word and typing it in, or opening a dictionary ap. (I don't think I've cracked open a dead-tree dictionary even once in the last couple of years, but I look up words several times a week.

My decision making skills...

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

Yep!

Tired of yelling to get your kid's attention? Try these: -use the bathroom -make a phone call -relax on the couch -open a chocolate bar

Too funny!

The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead!Yes and some times I know it has been dead for a long time!