(I'm American by birth, but I'm British by personal awkwardness.)Very British Problems that are surprisingly universal -shamefully yes.
"Are you full blooded Brit?" Yes I am, for all full blooded Brits know that the ish is secret code for 'I know I said I'd see you at but I'm not actually leaving the house until 5 so expect me at a considerable point later!
And I'm definitely American! <_< <<<<Well, Normally it's British people doing this ALL THE DAMN TIME.
You area true Brit if u relate to all of these!
"Pudding means dessert in England you salted slug.
*breaks leg* "Put a wet paper towel on it."<<omfg I remember my teacher saying that all the time
For anyone whose life is one big awkward silence.