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Plain Stewart Island map pocket print
Stewart Island. Where men are men and fish are nervous
Stewart Island. Where men are men and beer is nervous
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him every weekend.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some bits are missing
Crap shag and keen to prove it
I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. And tomorrow's not looking good either.
If found Please return to the bar and place in upright position
You look like I need a drink
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult