John Silverman

John Silverman

John Silverman
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I've done this

this is my life. I do it with texts, emails, and im's too :( I always thing, "I'll get back to that later when I have time to." Rarely do.

you betcha!

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel. -My motto! I love this! It's so me!

Best.  Insult.  Ever.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Hahaha

Karma Instead of "Have a nice day" . I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve!" Ya know, let karma sort that shit out.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

kevin hart quotes

Yes I do post stuff just to piss you off because I know you are too nosey to stop looking at my page! Yep thats for you!

hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

Yes. True.

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

Ecard: I like you so much that if the boat was sinking and there was only one life jacket. I would miss you a lot.