I've done this
Best. Insult. Ever.
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.
kevin hart quotes
hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.
Ecard: I like you so much that if the boat was sinking and there was only one life jacket. I would miss you a lot.