More ideas from John
this is my life. I do it with texts, emails, and im's too :( I always thing, "I'll get back to that later when I have time to." Rarely do.
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel. -My motto! I love this! It's so me!
Cookie Monster Quotes
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Happy Birthday Friend
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
Comebacks And Insults
Free, Encouragement Ecard: If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
Karma Instead of "Have a nice day" . I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve!" Ya know, let karma sort that shit out.
Being An Adult
Dump A Day
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.
Kinds Of People
Yes I do post stuff just to piss you off because I know you are too nosey to stop looking at my page! Yep thats for you!
Funny E Cards
Haha So True
hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.
LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed
I Like You
Ecard: I like you so much that if the boat was sinking and there was only one life jacket. I would miss you a lot.
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